February 2012
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I'm an expert in falling in love with people that... →
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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I wanna talk to someone new.
Someone interesting. I wanna start fresh from hello and get to know every little detail about them. Someone who will talk to me in the middle of the night and who will make me smile. There doesn’t have to be an attraction. Just someone to explore. Someone who wants to figure me out.
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You know what's better than a piece of fried...
Two pieces of fried chicken.
that awkward moment when the person you like comes... →
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and you just stand there like
while your friends glare at you like
;) don’t click
“WE CANNOT GO AROUND JUDEGING AND BEING MAD AT PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE, NOBODY...”
– http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1157872547 (via diorpaint)
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Expectation:
Reality:
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kjomac:
b0nd:
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
oh now it makes sense
